If it involves mountains, breakfast food, coffee or campfires - I’m in.
"Fred Potter, I actually let your mother name you after the bravest man she knew, instead of making it all about me. Now promise me that you’ll take a picture of McGonagall’s face when she realises the prankster legacy you and James plan to live up to. Awesome. High five.”
two men in brooklyn duck into an alleyway
they look around the corner, down the alley, in the dumpsters, above their heads.
safe, they breathe a sigh of relief.
"so, as i was saying," says one, "that steve rogers kid sure is weird—"
"HEY GUYS WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT" bucky yells as he pops out of a manhole cover
I don’t think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality
and if you’ve had depression since early childhood you don’t even know if you have your own personality
you didn’t have time to be a person before depression
and it’s scary having no idea who you are
there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that
*disdainful white parent voice* kids these days and their…inability to sit quietly and cooperate as a cog in the gas guzzling white supremacist capitalist ableist heteropatriarchal machine we’ve designed for them…and their rap songs
956. A muggleborn gets a starbucks coffee machine (with all the shots) one Christmas, and decides she can’t do without it come OWLS so she brings it to Hogwarts. Within a week she is running a highly successful black market in frappuccinos, and McGonagall is in at 8:00 every morning to get her gingerbread latte.
night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with
it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”
"Mountains? More like nothings"
"Nice try, giant worms.”
"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”